Loganthinks

Goddamit.

Fuck.


NUT.

I NOW HAVE TO REPLACE 3 and a half HOURS of careful, thoughful writing that i've done on this STUPID FUCKING BLOG WITH SOME MEANINGLESS SHIT because for FUCK's SAKE, it is easier to lose your precious typing on this website than it is your GODDAMN virginity in a jamacian WHOREHOUSE.

ACK!


2 full posts have now dissappeared.

I have no idea whether this one will do the same, thank you ASSHAT DINGLEBERRIES at BLOGGER.SUCKSNUTS.com, but you BLOGGER bitch asses owe me for 3 hours of my life back, and alot more for all the shit i'm not going to be able to remember now.


to alleviate all this stress, i will once again be posting humorous IM conversations i've had. I'd like to say the names are changed to protect privacy, but i'm too lazy for that right now.

BIGGABER: i am thinking i should sleep now
MrDingleDangle: l8r
BIGGABER: or maybe not
BIGGABER: what r u up to
MrDingleDangle: haha
BIGGABER: im BORED
MrDingleDangle: doin some work
BIGGABER: boo
BIGGABER: well ok then
MrDingleDangle: actually playing strip blackjack on the net
BIGGABER: there you go


Atta boy Matthias!

You might be thinking to yourself.. "those are some gay IM names".... It's true, unfortunately.

BIG Anybody is pretty lame, straight up. And MrDingleDangle sounds like someone who should be trolling chat rooms for little kids who think the words "dingle dangle" sound funny.

let's see if i can find any more fun stuff here...

BIGGABER: mmmm
BIGGABER: cheese i found in the back ogf the fridge
BIGGABER: mmmmm
MrDingleDangle: going home gets boring pretty fast :-)
BIGGABER: yeaitdoes
BIGGABER: im bored and i havent even left yet
MrDingleDangle: aight im gonna go get some ice cream then gonna go to bed i guess
MrDingleDangle: maybe i should stay up till after 2- Deviant Desires
85 min.
Adult Movie. A policewoman goes undercover at a private sex club to bust the psycho who killed her former roommate.
MrDingleDangle: ah skinamax



Now that i look for them, I can't find my old collection of these conversations...i used to have this really funny bunch of Drunk IMs....

but that's gonna have to do it for now

So we're at war.
these are the last days of the Roman Empire...

go bungee jump.

have a threesome.

join a band...


be happy*



*i changed this cuz i feel better today than i did last night. still mad at blogger tho.