Loganthinks

LOGAN:
so i was watching TV

and since the doctor cut out my Ovaries and Vagina back at the SPCA

i felt like that planned parenthood commercial really spoke to me.

"If i wait to have sex...
there's no gaurantee...
that i won't become the next black doctor female astronaut president...

but if i wait have sex...

you won't not never know."

Um, so if that actually means "don't have sex", then damn straight.

Now if only everyone knew that pot gets you pregnant and sneaks handguns into your father's unlocked desk drawer.