Loganthinks

so its one of those times

when

things are not as they appear to be


and i am eating handfuls of gourmet jelly beans

sent by my mother for easter

and arnold schwarznegger is on late night moive channels

killing ambiguous arabic types

with missle launchers

and i am feeling queasy

after 4 beers

and a 40

and scoializing with kids who turn out to be much younger than me

tho i have left that scene

for the comfort of TVand steamy apartment and asshole roomates

and logan

who perpetually needs a walk

and i think to myself

*
arnold should be dead by now

**
and why is he married to jamie lee curtis?

***

jamie lee curtis is a MAN


ooo.. fuck