Monday, May 19, 2003
I HATE MACINTOSH
not for their image, not for their advertisments, not for anything ideological, conceptual, political, or for other such silly reasons...
i hate
them
because
they are slower
than
a
retarded
parapalegic
turtle
inching
up
a
very
steep
hill.
not to mention all the other insanely frustrating glitches, un-prompted commands, and hidden functions that make my day that much brighter when i get the chance to do business on one of these fine machines.
I realize much of this bitterness is missappropriated
beacuse life is a pain in the ass right now
but at the moment
as i conclude the HOUR-length process of purchasing plane tickets online
i choose to blame the mac.
anyway- nothing insightful or interesting to report.
me and logan are gonna go max out in the other room now and get drunk playing burgertime on the 8-bit nintendo and talk about how lame the 80's were and how much we can bench press.
not for their image, not for their advertisments, not for anything ideological, conceptual, political, or for other such silly reasons...
i hate
them
because
they are slower
than
a
retarded
parapalegic
turtle
inching
up
a
very
steep
hill.
not to mention all the other insanely frustrating glitches, un-prompted commands, and hidden functions that make my day that much brighter when i get the chance to do business on one of these fine machines.
I realize much of this bitterness is missappropriated
beacuse life is a pain in the ass right now
but at the moment
as i conclude the HOUR-length process of purchasing plane tickets online
i choose to blame the mac.
anyway- nothing insightful or interesting to report.
me and logan are gonna go max out in the other room now and get drunk playing burgertime on the 8-bit nintendo and talk about how lame the 80's were and how much we can bench press.
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