Sunday, April 04, 2004
Triple X: a quickie
it would be stating the obvious to make small talk about this movie being bad. it would be a disservice to any negative words like "bad" or "totally beyond insultingly craptacular" to attatch them to this movie. this movie requires its own unique, creative vocabulary.
Perhaps there hasn't yet been invented a language that can describe this movie.
i recently heard "aramaic" being used - that ancient, nearly extinct medditerranean language mel gibson is so proud of using in "the passion". I bet aramaic curse words would come close to getting it right with Triple X. Or russian, because russian people always sound like they're about to kill you.
*on TV, vin deisel has just parachuted out of the top of his CIA-built GTO convertible while firing a harpoon gun at a rocket boat hydrofoiling along a river so he can then zip-line down from his parachute, ride the rocket boat and defuse the biological warheads which, despite their method of deployment (rocket boat), are rendered useless if they are exposed to water.
ME: jesus fucking christ this is retarded
JESUS (in what i have carefully studied to be aramaic curse words): ARNaMANwnaMNLA FAL GAHAHGA H!
JENN: shut up and stop typing about that stupid movie or i will kill you.
it would be stating the obvious to make small talk about this movie being bad. it would be a disservice to any negative words like "bad" or "totally beyond insultingly craptacular" to attatch them to this movie. this movie requires its own unique, creative vocabulary.
Perhaps there hasn't yet been invented a language that can describe this movie.
i recently heard "aramaic" being used - that ancient, nearly extinct medditerranean language mel gibson is so proud of using in "the passion". I bet aramaic curse words would come close to getting it right with Triple X. Or russian, because russian people always sound like they're about to kill you.
*on TV, vin deisel has just parachuted out of the top of his CIA-built GTO convertible while firing a harpoon gun at a rocket boat hydrofoiling along a river so he can then zip-line down from his parachute, ride the rocket boat and defuse the biological warheads which, despite their method of deployment (rocket boat), are rendered useless if they are exposed to water.
ME: jesus fucking christ this is retarded
JESUS (in what i have carefully studied to be aramaic curse words): ARNaMANwnaMNLA FAL GAHAHGA H!
JENN: shut up and stop typing about that stupid movie or i will kill you.
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